Word of the Day: Sparklies

Sparklies. (spar-klees) noun, plural.

A cooler term for "awards" than the word "awards." Usually a shiny statuette that says your work doesn't suck. Sparklies give you cred and make your work legitimafied.

Usage:

"Check out the sparklies on my mantle."

or

"I'm not sayin' my work is better than yours, I'm just sayin' I have a ton of sparklies."

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True story: I heard someone brought their Oscars to a bank to help get a loan approved.


:: bogna ::